Posts by Holey_Cheeses*King_of

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I've Decided That It'll Be Best For Me To Return To The Kingdom Hall.

by Philadelphia Ponos in

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friends

after carefully evaluating the my current life situation, i've come to the conclusion that returning to the hall will be best for me.

i simply just don't fit in with the rest of the world.

i don't drink, smoke, have sex, go to clubs, listen to worldly music, watch movies, or gamble.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

I write as one of those described as 'beyond repentance' - and am grateful to be of such 'type'.

This topic is one of the funniest I have read for ages. Someone seeking sympathy for wanting to return to jwland, and makes the announcement as though it's something to be commended. And all the time a number of patronizing members seem to pat him on the head and say it will be alright. Well, I also say alright - go back to the other dolts, dullards, morons, imbeciles, cretins and idiots. I am sure you will find good company.

And to top it all off, along comes maze - another clown in a long line a wannabe dogooding crusading jw hypocrites. What a joke, I wonder what pill he takes that gives him immunity from jw injunctions impelling jws not to associate with those not of the faith.

Talk about laugh. All I can add, is what I have said previously - that anyone who wants to be a jw in this day and age, really deserves to be a jw and to share in all the asociated shit that goes with the job.

Another word of advice - don't harm your work colleagues. Wait 'til you get back to the kh, that way you may accomplish something useful.

Cheeses. Not to be mistaken for a former jw with any hope of repentance.

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Want to quit Bible study

by confusedstudent in

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hi i was just looking for some advice.

i have been studying with the jw's for over a year now, and attended 2 memorials and the district/assembly conventions.

at first, and up until very recently i truly believed what i was learning was the truth.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Keep it simple. You haven't made any committments. You aren't a jw and are slightly (only) rated better than an outsider at this stage.

Forget the books. Forget the questions. The longer you stay involved the deeper they will get their claws into you.

Tell them you no longer wish to have study. Simple. They may pester for a while, but once they realise you are sincere then those people you had considered good 'friends' will drop you quicker than a hot coal. And no friends is certainly a better option.

Or, you could opt for black sheep's sound advice and tell them to bugger off, leave, piss off, or whatever phrase you may fancy.

Cheeses. Helpful advice at little or no cost.

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The last meeting you ever went to.......

by watersprout in

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i don't know whether this has ever been asked, so i apologize if i'm repeating.. what did you do at the last meeting you ever attended?

did you stay for the whole thing?

what made you realize that this was your last meeting, or did you not know it would be your last meeting??.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

The last meeting I ever went to in a kh was by far the best I ever attended, even though I recall nothing about it, or even when it was exactly (late 80's most likely. By that time I was so completely over the jws that it mattered not one iota.

Cheeses.

No trees were destroyed for paper in the making of this message though several billion electrons were inconvenienced.

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Are there jw 'safehouses'?

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

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friends

perhaps a member can provide some details regarding this matter.. my wife mentioned to me this evening that one of her younger sisters who is sort of close to the jw parents said that her parents had 'let the cat out of the bag' by stating that their house is a designated safe house in the event of a catastrophe (i assume this would be termed a natural disaster as opposed to a great trib type event).. is this true of the dubs?

could it be only an australian 'thing', or is it a world wide directive of the gb?.

thanks.. cheeses.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Perhaps a member can provide some details regarding this matter.

My wife mentioned to me this evening that one of her younger sisters who is sort of close to the jw parents said that her parents had 'let the cat out of the bag' by stating that their house is a designated safe house in the event of a catastrophe (I assume this would be termed a natural disaster as opposed to a great trib type event).

Is this true of the dubs? Could it be only an Australian 'thing', Or is it a world wide directive of the gb?

Thanks.

Cheeses. Whose house already is a jw safe house i.e. it is safe from any wayward jdubs ever visiting.

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Are former Witnesses JERKS at times?

by free2beme in

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i recently came across something online, in which someone was talking to the society to complain about another 'active' witness, not getting in trouble.

what i learned, as i listened and read the follow-up.

was that the person calling was a former witness, disfellowshipped for something they thought was unfair.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

What do you mean "at times"? I thought we are, all of the time.

Any shit, distress, problems, anxiety, that can be visted upon jws by any person, in any way shape or form, by whatever means available, is to be applauded.

Cheeses. In the third act of life - being a crap jerk.

PS. Oh, and I do get it.

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Pike River (Greymouth, New Zealand) Miners - Help God/Jehovah make a Miracle

by Lisa Cunningham in

[please send this message to as many people as you can.

print it off and hand it out everywhere.

post it on billboards.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

lisa cunningham.

May I thank you for providing further evidence of the benefits of religion. You can rightly be called a gem, But then, just as rightly, several other descriptions could be given to you. God has certainly blessed mankind with your presence.

I just shake my head and wonder at such idiocy.

Cheeses. Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most.

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how many in your cong had nervous breakdowns?

by highdose in

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of the congregation i spent my life in i would say a good 75% had nervous breakdowns at some point.

and often there was never really a obivous reason for it.

well not that we jw's could understand at the time.. even the queen bee's/ elderettes were not immune to this.. what about you?.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

For a certainty, not anywhere near enough.

Cheeses.

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Acronyms

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

i like relating words to the first letter of other words and attempting to make something sensible from them.

a arsehole.

l lacking.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

I like relating words to the first letter of other words and attempting to make something sensible from them. Try this -

A Arsehole

L Lacking

I Intelligent

C Challenging

E Engagement

Not meaning to pick on this particular poster (well, I am really) but so much unwarranted attention is directed toward it. And it, it is, because we know nothing of this person apart from whatever they wish to disclose via the internet, but I feel the acronym sums up their online persona.

Cheeses.

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